Jewish Mother\
Sep. 28th, 2005 05:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
towndwarfvia ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
evka
Jewish Mother..... Hello?
Daughter............... Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?
Jewish Mother..... You're going out?
Daughter............... Yes.
Jewish Mother..... With whom?
Daughter............... With a friend.
Jewish Mother..... I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.
Daughter............... I didn't leave him. He left me!
Jewish Mother..... You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies.
Daughter............... I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?
Jewish Mother..... I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.
Daughter............... There are lots of things that you did and I don't.
Jewish Mother..... What are you hinting at?
Daughter............... Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.
Jewish Mother..... You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?
Daughter............... My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!
Jewish Mother..... So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?
Daughter............... He's not a loser.
Jewish Mother..... A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite.
Daughter............... I don't want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not?
Jewish Mother..... Poor children with such a mother.
Daughter............... Such a what?
Jewish Mother..... With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.
Daughter............... ENOUGH !!!
Jewish Mother..... Don't scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too!
Daughter............... Now you're worried about the loser?
Jewish Mother..... Ah, so you see he's a loser. I spotted him immediately.
Daughter............... Goodbye, mother.
Jewish Mother..... Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over?
Daughter............... I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!
Jewish Mother..... If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?
---------
AA: So true!
evkaJewish Mother..... Hello?
Daughter............... Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?
Jewish Mother..... You're going out?
Daughter............... Yes.
Jewish Mother..... With whom?
Daughter............... With a friend.
Jewish Mother..... I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.
Daughter............... I didn't leave him. He left me!
Jewish Mother..... You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies.
Daughter............... I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?
Jewish Mother..... I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.
Daughter............... There are lots of things that you did and I don't.
Jewish Mother..... What are you hinting at?
Daughter............... Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.
Jewish Mother..... You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?
Daughter............... My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!
Jewish Mother..... So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?
Daughter............... He's not a loser.
Jewish Mother..... A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite.
Daughter............... I don't want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not?
Jewish Mother..... Poor children with such a mother.
Daughter............... Such a what?
Jewish Mother..... With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.
Daughter............... ENOUGH !!!
Jewish Mother..... Don't scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too!
Daughter............... Now you're worried about the loser?
Jewish Mother..... Ah, so you see he's a loser. I spotted him immediately.
Daughter............... Goodbye, mother.
Jewish Mother..... Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over?
Daughter............... I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!
Jewish Mother..... If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?
---------
AA: So true!
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2005-09-28 03:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-28 03:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-28 05:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-28 05:52 pm (UTC)Ah, so you see he's a loser. I spotted him immediately.
If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?
хехехе:))