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Want Faster Data Transfer?
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This revolutionary product enhances the transfer of computer data through the air. You'll be amazed!

Do you live in a polluted environment such as Los Angeles? If so, you've probably experienced the heartbreak of data transfer slow-down.
WiFi Speed Spray™ can overcome the effects of pollution, increase fidelity, and provide you with the fastest wireless data transfer possible.
Compatible with ALL 802.XXx standards!

It's a scientific fact. Radio waves become sluggish under a variety of common environmental conditions. Besides air pollution, radio waves slow down in noisy environments, at night, and in "high emission" areas such as computer rooms, offices that use fluorescent lighting, and even in the kitchen (those pesky microwave ovens are to blame!).

WiFi Speed Spray™ is designed to eliminate these harsh conditions selectively. Only the radio wave path is affected. It's 100% SAFE to use, natural, no harmful toxic substances, and no side-effects. It's so safe, you can even BREATHE it in.



How it works

The patented formula in WiFi Speed Spray™ is the result of years of scientific research and testing. Simply spray the area around your computer. Usually five or six sprays is all it takes. As your computer sends data, each bit also carries hundreds of invisible WiFi Speed Spray™ "scrubbing" molecules. It works at the speed of light. and even penetrates lead walls (not even Superman can do that!). Within .0025 seconds, the entire path between you and the receiver is cleaned, scrubbed, polished, and sanitized. You'll notice the improvement immediately as your productivity soars!.

Wifi Speed Spray™ lasts up to one hour under normal conditions. When you notice that things are slowing down, just grab your handy WiFi Speed

Date: 2005-08-15 09:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veniamin.livejournal.com
я ещё был такой прикол у связистов в красной армии, посылали молодого шваброй размахивать вокруг антенны - помехи отгонять :)))

Date: 2005-08-15 10:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] towndwarf.livejournal.com
I якорь точить напильником :-)

Date: 2005-08-15 10:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veniamin.livejournal.com
:)))
"И" - уже в украинской транскрипции :)))

Date: 2005-08-15 10:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] towndwarf.livejournal.com
raskladka klaviatury IBMская

Date: 2005-08-15 10:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veniamin.livejournal.com
lладна, ладно :)))

Date: 2005-08-15 12:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veniamin.livejournal.com
off topic
а где можно мп3 положить, что бы можно потом кликать в ЖЖ и что бы люди слышали ? и как ?

Date: 2005-08-15 12:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] towndwarf.livejournal.com
На каком-нибудь сайте :-) Я не знаю на каком :-)

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