towndwarf

Sometimes I'm just wondering - what nickname should I chose instead of towndwarf?
Really-Really!(©Shrek)
I feel it just doesn't really fit me.

TOWNSMAN
Nothing can be changed - I'm a city-dweller.
I hate living in villages. Ok, I can live in some Irish-style village, when I have some big city nearby to have fun.
Inhabitants in villages usually aren't interesting for me.
Life-style/life-tempo is also toooooooo slooooow.

GRUMPY'S HEIR
Ok, my closest friends know, sometimes I'm just Grumpy...
It is possible, (where the dwarfs are coming from?) I'm illegitimate heir of Snowhite and Grumpy.
Snowhite's genes just gone with a dust of ages, ... but who said that? I'm pretty!
Oh, Yea! I'm definitely pretty :-)
Pretty and grumpy?
No, there's certainly something else!

MY NICKS
I never had any official nickname instead of
- my family (אברהם, Avraam, or Abraham). It sounded funny enough for my school-mates.
- "Papa-Lyosha", for my father-like behaviour :-) /thanks to

dronik/, but it's to homy :-)

BUT WHAT ELSE?
- Sometimes I'm wizard: I can predict things, I can change normal flow of things. Last days (actually, since I'm in Kiev, it works really badly)
- I'm lucky. I have really good friends (mostly in Israel). I have charming and lovely wife and 2 kids. I enjoy my work., etc.

UFFF, but I think I'm overgrown of my nick.... but don't know what to take next. To the logo. To my motto.
Help me please :-)